Show off your humor with this statement tee! This shirt features the phrase "I Would Cry But My Mascara Is Too Expensive". The shirt is made from a soft, breathable fabric, perfect for everyday wear. The classic fit is flattering and comfortable, making it a great addition to any wardrobe. Wear it to casual outings, brunch with friends, or simply lounging at home. This tee is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face, while letting them know your priorities! Get ready to turn heads with this sassy and playful design!
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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.