This black t-shirt features a humorous design that will surely grab attention. The witty text, "I CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT I CAN SEDATE IT, PARALYZE IT, AND INTUBATE IT" is printed in a combination of red, teal, and white fonts, making it a standout piece. The shirt is made from what appears to be a soft and comfortable cotton blend. Ideal for medical professionals or anyone with a great sense of humor, this t-shirt can be worn casually or as a conversation starter at work. The playful graphic adds a touch of personality to any outfit, perfect for those who want to express their unique style.
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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.