This bold black t-shirt features a humorous graphic design that's sure to turn heads. The central design resembles a chalkboard with an orange border, showcasing a funny and slightly irreverent message: "I SWEAR TO STONED I'M NOT GOD, BUT SERIOUSLY, STAY IN DRUGS, EAT SCHOOL AND DON'T DO VEGETABLES." This tee is made for those with a playful sense of humor. The dark color is versatile and easy to pair with jeans, shorts, or casual pants. It is perfect for casual outings, parties, or just expressing your unique personality. The shirt's classic cut offers a comfortable fit, making it a stylish and humorous addition to your wardrobe. This quirky t-shirt is guaranteed to spark conversations and bring smiles wherever you go. It's an ideal gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh and enjoy making a statement with their clothing.
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Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.