Carpenter Hourly Rate Novelty Graphic T-Shirt
This black t-shirt features a humorous graphic design for carpenters. The design incorporates a saw blade image above text that reads "CARPENTER HOURLY RATE" followed by escalating rates based on assistance provided: "$100/HR MINIMUM," "$180/HR IF YOU WATCH," "$200/HR IF YOU HELP," "$300/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST," and "$499/HR IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB." This novelty shirt is perfect for carpenters with a sense of humor. It's a fun way to express your profession and set expectations with onlookers. Made from a comfortable-looking fabric, ideal for everyday wear or as a gift.
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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.
Shipping Time
Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.