Dear Heart Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt

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This black t-shirt features a humorous, block-lettered design. The shirt displays the words 'DEAR HAERT, PLEASE STOP GETTING INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING. YOUR JOB IS TO PUMP BLOOD. THAT'S IT.' This funny jab is perfect for those with a sarcastic sense of humor. Constructed from a soft, breathable fabric, this shirt is comfortable for all-day wear. Its classic fit and dark color make it easy to pair with jeans, shorts, or casual pants. Whether you are at a casual get together or running errands, this t-shirt is sure to grab attention and spark conversations.

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#t-shirt #black tee #sarcastic #humorous #casual wear #novelty #men's fashion
$35.99 $9.99

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Size Guide

Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.