I'm Silently Calculating Life Expectancy T-Shirt

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This black t-shirt features a humorous graphic that reads: "I'M SILENTLY CALCULATING YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY." The phrase is printed in two different fonts: one standard and the other in a highlighted yellow. The shirt appears to be made of a soft and comfortable material. It's a funny statement piece that's sure to spark conversation and garner attention. It's perfect for casual wear, social gatherings, or as a quirky gift for someone with a dark sense of humor. Show off your witty side with this unique and eye-catching tee.

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#t-shirt #men's fashion #graphic tee #humor #sarcastic #casual wear #black shirt #statement shirt #novelty shirt #life expectancy #calculating
$35.99 $9.99

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Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.