Everything Hurts Funny T-Shirt

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This black t-shirt features a humorous message in bold white text. The statement "EVERYTHING HURTS - and - I'M DYING" is prominently displayed on the front, making it a fun conversation starter. The shirt has a classic fit with short sleeves. Perfect for those who appreciate witty humor or want to express their physical woes with a touch of sarcasm. Ideal for casual wear, workouts, or as a gag gift. Comfortable and eye-catching, this tee is sure to bring some laughs.

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#t-shirt #humor #funny #casual wear #graphic tee #black shirt #statement tee #everything hurts #dying #sarcastic #novelty shirt
$35.99 $9.99

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Size Guide

Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.