Funny German Quote T-Shirt - I Would Lose Weight
This black t-shirt features a humorous German quote, perfect for those with a witty sense of humor or an appreciation for German culture. The text, predominantly in white with some green accents, reads "ICH WURDE JA ABNEHMEN ABER DANN WARE ICH JA KLUG, WITZIG, CHARMANT, HUBSCH UND SCHLANK UND DAS WARE NUN WIRKLICH NICHT FAIR!" loosely translating to "I would lose weight, but then I would be smart, witty, charming, beautiful and slim, and that wouldn't be fair!" The shirt appears to be made of a comfortable material, ideal for casual wear. Show off your fun side with this unique and eye-catching tee, great for parties, gatherings, or everyday wear. Its playful design is sure to spark conversations and bring smiles.
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Shipping Time
Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.