Modern Orthodox Luddite Novelty T-Shirt

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This black t-shirt is a unique statement piece. It features a vintage-style font proclaiming "Modern Orthodox Luddite" at the top, followed by "NO Texting, NO Tweeting, NO Posting, NO InstaAnything". The design is printed in a light beige color, offering a striking contrast against the shirt's dark background. Made from what appears to be a soft cotton blend, this shirt is perfect for casual wear. Show off your tech-skeptic side at social gatherings, or while enjoying a quiet evening at home. This tee offers a comfortable fit and a bold, humorous message.

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#t-shirt #luddite #modern orthodox #novelty shirt #anti-social #retro #vintage #black t-shirt #casual wear #humorous
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Variant 1 of Modern Orthodox Luddite Novelty T-Shirt
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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.