This black t-shirt features a humorous statement in green font: 'I'd Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss.' The classic crew neck and short sleeves make it a comfortable and casual choice for everyday wear. Perfect for those with a love for nature, sarcasm, or just a quirky sense of humor, this tee is sure to spark conversations and bring smiles. The bold lettering stands out against the dark fabric, ensuring the message is clear and attention-grabbing. Dress it up with a jacket, or wear it simply with your favorite jeans for a relaxed, easygoing look.
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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.