Calculating Your Life Expectancy T-Shirt

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Make a statement with this bold black t-shirt! The shirt features the phrase "I'm Silently CALCULATING YOUR LIFE Expectancy" in a striking font across the chest. Made from what appears to be a comfortable and durable fabric, this tee is perfect for casual wear. The short-sleeved design ensures breathability, making it suitable for various occasions. It's a fun and edgy way to express your personality and sense of humor. Wear it to social gatherings, casual outings, or even as a conversation starter. Prepare for some laughs and curious glances with this unique design!

$35.99 $9.99

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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.