I Don't Garden, I Hide the Bodies T-Shirt

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This black t-shirt features a witty and slightly macabre design for those with a dark sense of humor. The bold white print states, "I DON'T Garden, I JUST Hide THE BODIES," playfully suggesting an alternative outdoor activity. Adorned with garden-themed illustrations like a watering can and shovel, this tee is perfect for casual wear, gardening enthusiasts with a twist, or as a conversation-starting gift. Made from a comfortable-looking fabric, it's ideal for everyday use. Show off your unique style with this humorous and edgy t-shirt!

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#t-shirt #gardening #humor #dark humor #novelty #casual wear #men's fashion #funny tee #black shirt #gift idea
$35.99 $9.99

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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.