I'm a Sailor I Fear God and My Wife T-Shirt

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This black t-shirt features a bold and humorous design, perfect for sailors with a sense of humor. The graphic includes an eagle with wings spread wide and the text "I'M A SAILOR. I FEAR GOD AND MY WIFE. YOU ARE NEITHER." The text is printed in a distressed white font, adding a vintage touch to the design. Made from comfortable, breathable fabric, this t-shirt is ideal for casual wear, boating trips, or as a fun gift for the sailor in your life. Show off your nautical pride and sense of humor with this unique t-shirt!

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#sailor #t-shirt #humor #nautical #wife #god #eagle #black #casual wear #gift
$35.99 $9.99

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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.