Schist Happens Metamorphically Speaking T-Shirt

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This black t-shirt features a humorous geology-themed design. A cartoon schist rock sits above the pun "Schist Happens," followed by the phrase "Metamorphically Speaking." The shirt appears to be made of a soft, comfortable material, perfect for casual wear. Its unique design makes it a great conversation starter and a fun addition to any geologist's wardrobe. Wear it to your next geology class, rock collecting trip, or just around town to show off your nerdy side!

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#t-shirt #geology #schist #humor #metamorphic #rock #casual wear #black #apparel #clothing
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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

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Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.