Humorous "I Hate Everything" Cake Lover T-Shirt

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This black t-shirt features a humorous and relatable design for those who appreciate a bit of cynicism and a love for cake. The shirt displays the phrase "I hate people, I hate animals, I hate sunshine, I hate happiness, I hate falling stars, I hate gifts, I hate flowers, I hate water, I hate fun, I hate the universe!... but I like cake!", finished off with a line art graphic of a slice of cake with a candle. Made from a comfortable-looking fabric, this tee is perfect for casual wear, expressing your unique sense of humor, or wearing to a birthday party. Show off your quirky personality with this conversation-starting t-shirt!

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#t-shirt #black #humor #cake #novelty #casual wear #graphic tee #sarcastic #birthday #gift
$35.99 $9.99

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Size Guide

Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.