This black t-shirt humorously lists reasons for being single. The text states 'REASONS WHY I'M SINGLE' above checkboxes marked 'UGLY', 'TOO PICKY', and 'DICK IS TOO BIG'. The last checkbox is ticked, and a line below reads, 'I DON'T WANT TO KILL SOMEONE'. This funny tee is perfect for those with a sense of humor. Show off your playful side and make a statement with this eye-catching and unique shirt. Ideal for casual wear, parties, or as a conversation starter, this t-shirt is sure to get a laugh!
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Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.