This classic black t-shirt makes a statement with its humorous "Diet Rule: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories!" text. The bold, white lettering stands out, ensuring the message is clear. Made from what appears to be a soft and comfortable fabric, this shirt offers both style and comfort. Ideal for casual wear, gym sessions, or just lounging around. This t-shirt is a fun way to add some humor to your wardrobe and lighten the mood wherever you go. It’s the perfect conversation starter for those who appreciate a good diet joke. Get yours today and embrace the laughter!
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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.