This black t-shirt features a humorous saying that is sure to get a laugh. The printed text reads "Parachute for sale. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain." This witty message is perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor or an appreciation for irony. Made from a soft and comfortable material, this shirt is ideal for casual wear. The classic fit makes it a versatile addition to any wardrobe. Wear it to parties, social gatherings, or just around town to spark conversations and showcase your unique style. This t-shirt is a must-have for those who enjoy quirky and amusing apparel.
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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.