Carpenter Retired Legend T-Shirt

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This classic fit black t-shirt proclaims "The Carpenter Legend Has Retired". It humorously lists reasons for retirement: including no longer writing parking tickets or feeding pigeons in the park. The witty design makes it a perfect gift for the retired carpenter with a sense of humor. Made from comfortable, breathable fabric, this t-shirt is ideal for casual wear, running errands, or relaxing at home. Show off your well-deserved retirement with this unique and eye-catching tee. A great conversation starter and a fun way to celebrate your new chapter!

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#carpenter #retired #t-shirt #funny #humor #gift #retirement #black tee #casual wear
$35.99 $9.99

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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.