This novelty graphic t-shirt features a humorous definition of the word "marathon." The design includes the word "marathon" in bold, followed by "(noun)" and a funny description of what a marathon entails. The description jokes about overpriced torture, waking up early, standing in the cold, and ultimately preferring sleep, beer, and cupcakes. The shirt is black and appears to be made of comfortable material. It's a great choice for runners with a sense of humor or anyone who appreciates a funny t-shirt. This witty tee is perfect for casual wear, running events, or as a gift for marathon enthusiasts with a self-deprecating attitude.
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Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.