Funny 79th Birthday T-Shirt - Still Alive!

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Celebrate a milestone with this humorous black t-shirt. Featuring a bold, multi-colored design that calculates 79 years into months, days, hours, minutes, and seconds, it's a playful way to acknowledge a birthday. The humorous slogan 'AND I HAVEN'T KILLED HIM YET!' adds a witty touch. Ideal for birthday parties, family gatherings, or casual wear. This tee is sure to bring laughter and spark conversations.

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#birthday #t-shirt #humorous #milestone #79th birthday #gift #casual wear #funny #novelty
$35.99 $9.99

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Size Guide

Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.