Funny Baldness T-Shirt - Body Goals
This black t-shirt makes a bold statement with the phrase "With a body like this who needs hair?" emblazoned across the chest in crisp white lettering. Made from what appears to be a soft and breathable cotton blend, this tee combines comfort with humor. The classic fit and short sleeves make it a versatile piece for casual wear, while the witty message is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Ideal for those who embrace their baldness with confidence, or as a fun gift for someone with a great sense of humor. Perfect for everyday wear.
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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.
Shipping Time
Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.