Calories Funny Definition T-Shirt
This black t-shirt features a humorous definition of "Calories" in a clean, white font. The design reads, "Calories (n.) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night." This witty and relatable statement is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor about dieting and weight management. The shirt has a classic fit with short sleeves and a crew neck, making it comfortable for casual wear. It’s an ideal conversation starter and a fun gift for friends, family, or yourself. Wear it to the gym, social gatherings, or just around town to spread some laughter and lightheartedness.
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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.
Shipping Time
Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.