Funny Alien Abduction Graphic T-Shirt - Take My Wife, Not My Tools

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This humorous black graphic t-shirt features a comical alien abduction scene, sure to spark conversations and laughs. The design showcases a UFO beaming down light, tools, and a silhouette of a man humorously surrendering to the aliens with the witty saying: "PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE, NOT MY TOOLS." Crafted from what appears to be a comfortable cotton blend, this tee offers a relaxed fit ideal for casual wear. The print is bold and eye-catching, perfect for making a statement. It's a great gift for the handyman, mechanic, or anyone with a sense of humor. Show off your fun side with this unique and amusing t-shirt!

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#t-shirt #graphic tee #alien abduction #funny shirt #humor #wife #tools #gift idea #casual wear #black t-shirt #UFO
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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.