This black t-shirt features a humorous and bold statement: "EXERCISE. EAT RIGHT. DIE ANYWAY." in capital white letters. The shirt's minimalist design emphasizes the message, making it perfect for those with a cynical sense of humor or those who appreciate a touch of dark humor. Made from a comfortable-looking fabric, this short-sleeved tee is ideal for casual wear, gym sessions, or as a conversation starter. It's a great way to express your personality and make a statement wherever you go.
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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.