Ahoy there, matey! This black t-shirt features a hilarious and quirky design for pirate enthusiasts with a sense of humor. The front of the shirt showcases a detailed graphic resembling a warning label, complete with comical illustrations and witty text cautioning against becoming a pirate, especially if you're alone, pregnant or on blood thinners. It humorously mentions potential blood loss, the need for a doctor if clotting fails and the disclaimer that clothes, beard, parrot, ship and booty aren't included. This shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go, ideal for casual outings, costume parties, or pirate-themed events. Embrace your inner swashbuckler with this unique and eye-catching t-shirt.
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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.