Retired But My Tools Ain't T-Shirt

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This humorous black t-shirt is perfect for the retired handyman. Featuring bold, distressed white lettering that reads "I MIGHT BE RETIRED BUT MY TOOLS AIN'T", this tee makes a statement. The classic crew neck and short sleeves offer a comfortable, casual fit for everyday wear. Ideal for lounging, DIY projects around the house, or casual outings. Show off your sense of humor and your passion for tools with this novelty t-shirt. A great gift for the retired craftsman in your life. Guaranteed to get a laugh!

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#t-shirt #retired #tools #funny #novelty #gift #black #men's fashion #casual wear
$35.99 $9.99

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Variant 1 of Retired But My Tools Ain't T-Shirt
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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.