Tortoise Humor T-Shirt
This unique t-shirt features a humorous design that reads "Your Chances of Getting Killed by a Tortoise are Low but Never Zero". The graphic includes a detailed illustration of a tortoise. Made from a soft, breathable fabric, this tee is perfect for casual wear. Ideal for animal lovers, especially those with a fondness for tortoises, this shirt is sure to spark conversations and bring smiles. Wear it to the zoo, a casual hangout, or anywhere you want to showcase your quirky sense of humor and your love for these slow-moving creatures.
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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.
Shipping Time
Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.