Funny Turkey T-Shirt: As God Is My Witness

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Get ready for Thanksgiving with this hilarious black t-shirt! Featuring a cartoon turkey lying down in apparent defeat, the graphic reads "As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly". This tee is perfect for Thanksgiving dinner, holiday parties, or any occasion where you want to bring some laughter. The classic crew neck and comfortable fit make it easy to wear, while the unique design is sure to spark conversations. This shirt is a must-have for anyone with a sense of humor!

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#turkey #t-shirt #thanksgiving #funny #graphic tee #holiday #novelty
$35.99 $9.99

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Variant 1 of Funny Turkey T-Shirt: As God Is My Witness
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Size Guide

Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.