This black t-shirt features a whimsical design with the text "PRETEND I AM" above a cartoon asparagus character and "ASPARAGUS" below. The shirt is made of a comfortable fabric, making it ideal for casual wear. The playful design is perfect for adding a touch of humor to your outfit and makes a great conversation starter. Wear it to parties, social gatherings, or just while relaxing at home. This unique t-shirt is sure to bring a smile to anyone's face, making it a fun and quirky addition to your wardrobe.
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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.