Bible Definition T-Shirt Funny Novel Atheist Tee
This black t-shirt features a bold, humorous definition of the "Bible." The word "Bible" is printed in large, white letters at the top, followed by its phonetic transcription and the label "noun." Below, a satirical definition describes it as "An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homophobia, bestiality, incest, and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday." Made from what appears to be a comfortable cotton blend, this tee is perfect for casual wear. It's a great conversation starter and a fun way to express your unique sense of humor. Ideal for atheists or anyone with a penchant for witty and provocative statements. Wear it to social gatherings, casual outings, or just around the house for a laugh.
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Shipping Time
Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.