This black t-shirt features a humorous and eye-catching graphic design. The design includes a retro-style sunset backdrop with the words "MANY YEARS AGO I WAS THE FASTEST" displayed prominently. A cartoon sperm character wearing American flag sunglasses and flexing its arms is front and center, accompanied by several smaller sperm. The shirt's design offers a playful, lighthearted take on a common joke. Made from a comfortable-looking fabric, this t-shirt is ideal for casual wear. It's perfect for anyone with a sense of humor who wants to make a statement. Great for parties, casual outings, or as a conversation starter.
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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.