This classic black t-shirt features a humorous phrase printed in a simple font: "I EAT OIL PAINTINGS WHEN SECURITY GUARDS AREN'T LOOKING." The shirt is made from what appears to be a comfortable, breathable cotton or cotton blend. It has a standard crew neck and short sleeves, making it ideal for casual wear. This shirt is a great conversation starter, perfect for artists, art lovers, or anyone with a quirky sense of humor. Wear it to art galleries, casual outings, or as a fun way to express your unique personality.
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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.