Retired: Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension T-Shirt

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Embrace the golden years with this relaxed-fit black t-shirt. The shirt features a bold, red "RETIRED:" statement, followed by "GOODBYE TENSION. HELLO PENSION." printed below in a classic sans-serif font. Made from comfortable material, this tee is perfect for casual wear and announcing your well-deserved retirement to the world. Wear it on vacation, to social gatherings, or just lounging around the house – a great conversation starter and a fun way to celebrate your newfound freedom. Available in various sizes.

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#retirement #pension #retired t-shirt #gag gift #black tee #casual wear #retirement gift #funny shirt #men's fashion
$35.99 $9.99

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Variant 1 of Retired: Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension T-Shirt
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Size Guide

Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.