Please Take My Wife, Not My Board T-Shirt

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This black t-shirt features a humorous graphic of a UFO hovering above a figure, with a spotlight beaming down. The figure appears to be holding up a board or sign, humorously pleading, "PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE, NOT MY BOARD." The design is printed in a crisp, white font, making it easily readable. Made from what appears to be a comfortable, breathable cotton or cotton blend material. This shirt is perfect for casual wear, making a statement, or sparking conversations. A fun and unique addition to any wardrobe, guaranteed to get a laugh.

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#t-shirt #novelty shirt #funny shirt #UFO #alien abduction #men's fashion #casual wear #graphic tee #humor
$35.99 $9.99

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Size Guide

Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.