Tortoise T-Shirt: Funny 'But Never Zero' Graphic Tee

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Show off your quirky humor with this eye-catching black t-shirt! The tee features a bold graphic print with the phrase "Your chances of getting killed by a TORTOISE are low BUT NEVER ZERO" surrounding an image of a tortoise. Made from comfortable, breathable fabric, this short-sleeved shirt is perfect for everyday wear. Its classic fit makes it a great choice for both casual outings and lounging at home. Get yours today and let everyone know you appreciate a good laugh!

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#tortoise #t-shirt #graphic tee #funny shirt #animal shirt #black shirt #casual wear #novelty shirt #unisex
$35.99 $9.99

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Size Guide

Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.