Show off your nautical humor with this eye-catching black t-shirt. The shirt features a witty design in a lavender-blue hue, stating "The Closer Your Butt Is To The Water The Better Sailor You'll Be." Anchors flank the word "WATER", while a ship's wheel adds a classic maritime touch. Made from a soft, comfortable fabric, this tee is perfect for boating trips, beach days, or casual wear. Get ready to turn heads and spark conversations with this unique statement piece. Makes a great gift for sailing enthusiasts and anyone with a love for the sea!
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Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.