Funny Parent T-Shirt: My Kids Two Volumes
This humorous black t-shirt playfully illustrates the duality of parenthood. Featuring the phrase "MY KIDS HAVE TWO VOLUMES," it contrasts "MUTE" (with a no volume symbol) with "TECHNO" to describe the noise level when kids are asleep versus awake. The design is printed in white and accented in red for the symbol, set against a classic crew neck t-shirt style. Ideal for parents with a sense of humor, this tee is perfect for casual wear, family outings, or as a fun gift for moms and dads. It's sure to spark conversations and resonate with anyone who understands the joys (and decibels) of raising children.
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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.
Shipping Time
Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.