I Cook Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon T-Shirt

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This black t-shirt features a witty and humorous slogan perfect for chefs, home cooks, and food enthusiasts. The bold text design reads "I COOK BECAUSE PUNCHING PEOPLE IS FROWNED UPON," with the word "COOK" in a vibrant gold color to stand out. Crafted from a soft-looking fabric, this tee offers both comfort and style. Its classic fit makes it suitable for everyday wear, whether you're whipping up a meal in the kitchen or hanging out with friends. Show off your passion for cooking and your sense of humor with this unique and eye-catching t-shirt. It's an ideal gift for the culinary-inclined who appreciate a good laugh.

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#cook t-shirt #funny shirt #chef gift #cooking humor #black tee #slogan shirt #humorous gift #foodie shirt #casual wear #men's shirt
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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.