This black t-shirt features a humorous phrase in distressed green font: "I'd Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss." The witty design makes it a great conversation starter and a fun addition to any casual wardrobe. Made from a soft, comfortable fabric, this tee is perfect for everyday wear. Ideal for nature lovers, introverts, or anyone with a quirky sense of humor. Wear it to your next hiking trip, casual get-together, or while lounging at home. A great gift for friends and family who appreciate unique and funny graphic tees. This statement t-shirt offers both style and comfort.
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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.