Everything Hurts & I'm Dying Funny T-Shirt

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This t-shirt is perfect for those days when everything just hurts! The classic black tee features a bold, distressed white text design that reads "EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING" in a slightly curved layout. Made from what appears to be a comfortable and durable cotton blend, this shirt is perfect for casual wear. Its witty statement is sure to bring a smile and makes it a great conversation starter. A humorous gift option for friends or family who appreciate a good laugh.

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#t-shirt #funny shirt #humor #casual wear #black tee #statement tee #gift idea #novelty shirt
$35.99 $9.99

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Variant 1 of Everything Hurts & I'm Dying Funny T-Shirt
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Size Guide

Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.