Drink Marry Horse T-Shirt: Happiness Guide
This black t-shirt features a humorous guide to happiness. The tee showcases bold, distressed-style lettering in bright gold. The design includes witty advice: "If you want to be happy for a day, drink." "If you want to be happy for a year, marry." Finally it states, "If you want to be happy for a lifetime, feel the freedom on a horse's back." Adding to the fun is a beer mug graphic, wedding rings, and a horse silhouette. The soft fabric and classic fit ensure all-day comfort. It's the perfect conversation starter, showcasing your playful side. Ideal for casual outings, parties, or a day at the stables. A great gift for anyone with a sense of humor and a love for horses and good times.
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Size Guide
Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.
Shipping Time
Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.