I'm Silently Calculating Your Life Expectancy T-Shirt

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This black t-shirt features a humorous and slightly ominous message: "I'm Silently Calculating Your Life Expectancy." The dark text is printed prominently on the front of the shirt. The shirt appears to be made of comfortable cotton fabric, has short sleeves and a crew neck, making it ideal for casual wear. It's a fun and edgy choice for those with a sense of humor, perfect for parties, social gatherings, or just making a statement. Get yours today and let people wonder what you're really thinking!

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#t-shirt #black shirt #humorous #sarcastic #life expectancy #casual wear #men's fashion #short sleeve #crew neck #cotton
$35.99 $9.99

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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.