Calories Funny Definition T-Shirt

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This black t-shirt features a humorous definition of "Calories" in a clean, white font. The design reads, "Calories (n.) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night." This witty and relatable statement is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor about dieting and weight management. The shirt has a classic fit with short sleeves and a crew neck, making it comfortable for casual wear. It’s an ideal conversation starter and a fun gift for friends, family, or yourself. Wear it to the gym, social gatherings, or just around town to spread some laughter and lightheartedness.

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#funny t-shirt #calories definition #humorous tee #weight management #diet humor #black t-shirt #casual wear #novelty shirt #gift idea #clothing
$35.99 $9.99

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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.

Shipping Time

Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.