Funny Nipple Cold Weather T-Shirt
Stay warm and humorous with this black t-shirt featuring a playful saying! The shirt reads "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold outside," printed in a distressed white font. A quirky chest silhouette design adds to the humor. Made from comfortable, breathable fabric, this tee is perfect for casual wear, parties, or as a conversation starter. Show off your fun side while keeping warm on chilly days with this unique and expressive t-shirt.
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Our tees fit true-to-size. Check the size chart before ordering to ensure a perfect fit.
Shipping Time
Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.