This classic black t-shirt features a humorous statement: "I eat Oil Paintings When Security Guards Aren't Looking." The shirt is made from what appears to be a soft and comfortable cotton blend, ideal for everyday wear. The bold white lettering provides a striking contrast against the black background, making the message easily readable. Perfect for art lovers with a quirky sense of humor, this tee is sure to spark conversations and garner laughs. Wear it to art galleries, casual outings, or just lounging at home to showcase your unique personality. A great gift for the art enthusiast in your life!
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Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.