Humorous graphic tee with the saying "I Breathed In The Mystery Fog And Now There Are Microplastics In My Balls". This black t-shirt has a classic fit and short sleeves. It's made from comfortable, breathable material that's perfect for casual wear. The quirky slogan is sure to grab attention and spark conversation. Ideal for those with a sense of humor and a love for statement pieces. Perfect for everyday wear, parties, or as a gag gift.
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Processing 2–3 business days; standard delivery 5–12 business days depending on destination.
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron inside-out if needed.